"awww man, guys, this is ruining my wedding night!"

-collin mcinroy, while watching a scene in bottle rocket.

"when my head found it we were going to wal-mart, it got a headache."
-isabel hahn, age 14

with a guest appearance from a girl i know.

things college boys need to learn about wearing clothes


1. baggy pants just aren't cool anymore.
2. your old running shoes are actually ugly.
3. don't wear glasses unless you actually NEED them.
4. not even jacob from twilight can pull off that long of hair.
5. brown is a good thing; neon isn't.
6. don't wear a basketball jersey unless you are playing basketball. really, don't.
7. there are jackets that aren't from the 1980's, and they look fantastic.
8. dragons just aren't that cool anymore. sorry.
9. the truth is that it is better to have one awesome pair of jeans than 5 pairs of halfway decent ones.
10. the raiders never were a great team.
11. cardigans are okay. so are cords. try them.
12. ponytails look dumb.
13. don't be afraid of v-necks.
14. sandals and socks are basically illegal.
15. pink kinda makes you look dumb.
16. if i may mistake you for a female, you should probably do something about that.
17. wearing shorts with long socks won't keep you warm.
18. camo and cargo are two things you should never put on.
19. denim on denim is a fail.
20. cowboys are always better than gangsters. just sayin'.

and i would be the middle-aged mother, fighting you off, and just wondering where my dang cigarettes went.

"i'm not usually the butt of the joke, i am the FACE."

-michael scott.

anyways, some ideas for an interesting costume:

-glue a bunch of dvd's to yourself and go as blockbuster.
-a green apron, and black dress? wall-ah, barista.
-anything in my closet, and you could be one of two things:
1. an 18 year old boy with style
2. someone that grew up in 1950, 60, and 70 all at once.
-wrap yourself up in tinfoil and go to chipotle as a burrito, to GET a free burrito. neat.

"the only meat that ketchup isn't good with is kentucky fried chicken."

-collin mcinroy, age 18.

"is this still reams? is this the 17th? is this still october? is this still 2009? is this still reams?"

-an old man at the grocery store, trying to remember how to write a check.

"i mean, my middle name could be 'grey area'!"
-ramsey degeare

"imaginiff cindy were a tv channel, what would she be?"

austin evenson: "good morning america!"

"okay, i'm done being wild now"-joshua hunter.

"yeah, we were homeschooled."

-Philip Hahn after making 5 yellow v-necks.

thoughts for the day..

So.. what happens when you dont know any spanish at all.. and you come across a blogger that is completely 100% in spanish?
exit.



Um.. dont eat craisins, or anything for that matter, with fake hillbilly teeth in.

Me: "No, that's a boutique, like an old lady store or something."

Austin: "I thought a boutique was what you called flowers when theey're together"

Daniel Ortiz: "No, that's a BOUQUET."

"that is none of us, guys"
-ben, watching tv.

The Big Descision.

• What happens when youre getting married.. and you get a coupon for a pedicure..

" Just because youre getting a pedicure.. doesnt mean he can go smell your feet and junk."
"hahaha.. yeah it was either smell my feet or pull my finger.. i couldnt decide between the two."

Aunt Joyce.. and I.

• "Yeah... they were all there, and i totally won! oh yeah.. except i did loose."

boone lookalike kid... and sister.

• i never noticed in the opeing of flight of the conchords... brett isnt really playing the guitar....FUNNY.

• Also.. i would love to live in a place where soda never quite fizzes over the rim of the bottle when you open it.. and where you always smell exactly as you wish you would.

• "you look like a horse rider in those boots...hmm try the black ones."

strange, where were YOU when we started this game?

i wonder what the inside of a tornado feels like, and if i am correct it feels a little like my head.
i wonder what it feels like to see it coming, and if i am correct it feels like pure adrenaline.
not that stuff that monster and full throttle try to fake...the real stuff.

5 steps to playing a wii the right way:
1. actually try.
2. wear a red sox shirt when you're playing wiibaseball. surefire recipe for striking people out.
3. involve emotion. classic.
4. put away the dog, or your bowl will get ruined, and the dogs face will hurt.
5. get your whole body into the game.

dorothy we are NOT in kansas anymore.
and really, i just want to know when we are going back.

the other one..

Kaylee: "Obviously he TRIED to write that song about me. duh.he just mixed up a few details.and also, he forgot that i wasn't born in the 70's.i guess i can forgive him for that though."

Tom over hears... and cuts in..

"really i did write that for you.. buti didnt forget.. you were born in the 70's, in your heart...and.. i've just one more thing to say to you....Iss oohlright if you loowve me... iss ohlright if you don't..im not aayfraid of you runnin' ayway hooney, i get the feelin' you won't!"


then he walked away.. and they never saw eachother again.

so she learned his songs on the guitar.


ALSO.
decrypters take so much time out of your life.. its like raking leaves during a tornado.. or shoveling snow during a blizzard..pointless. but ill do it for pee wee herman, jemaine clement and of course.. brett mckenzie.. and my own personal ipod enjoyment.



what did the text say in the morning?

"oh really, you think im nice? thank you!"




"where have all the good foods gone?"
"not in the kitchen...thats for sure."
"well.. where is it sposed to be?"
"well.. correct me if im wrong.. but, i do believe it is supposed to be in my STOMACH."


the end.. bravo..

"i just really want to like coffee."
-moriah

day one.

"devin, watch your dog!"

"but he's just marking his territory."

-kelsea and devin, after zombie peed all over the kitchen.

thoughts going through our heads on any given day:

thing one: today is an unbirthday, complete with french toast and hayden at midnight. tonight is caleb singing paramore at the top of his lungs. tonight is tomorrow already. yesterday i ate some italian dumplings, but they really just looked like little balls of pasta, baked in clam chowder. who makes that stuff up. i need a perm. he is dressed just like the boy version of ME. i even miss you. my body is breaking down, compliments of coffee. thanks.

thing two: my dad bought some new salsa today, sarcastically speaking. changing the world, one tomato at a time. thank you, jack. what is that black thing in my nose? BURP. no, i read that. back there, i failed at the foam drums. mecca lecca high mecca ho ho ho. it's sno-hoo-hoo-hoo-howing. how do you even plan in the snow? what do you do?