"i'm not usually the butt of the joke, i am the FACE."

-michael scott.

anyways, some ideas for an interesting costume:

-glue a bunch of dvd's to yourself and go as blockbuster.
-a green apron, and black dress? wall-ah, barista.
-anything in my closet, and you could be one of two things:
1. an 18 year old boy with style
2. someone that grew up in 1950, 60, and 70 all at once.
-wrap yourself up in tinfoil and go to chipotle as a burrito, to GET a free burrito. neat.

"the only meat that ketchup isn't good with is kentucky fried chicken."

-collin mcinroy, age 18.

"is this still reams? is this the 17th? is this still october? is this still 2009? is this still reams?"

-an old man at the grocery store, trying to remember how to write a check.