"i'm not usually the butt of the joke, i am the FACE."

-michael scott.

anyways, some ideas for an interesting costume:

-glue a bunch of dvd's to yourself and go as blockbuster.
-a green apron, and black dress? wall-ah, barista.
-anything in my closet, and you could be one of two things:
1. an 18 year old boy with style
2. someone that grew up in 1950, 60, and 70 all at once.
-wrap yourself up in tinfoil and go to chipotle as a burrito, to GET a free burrito. neat.